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JESSICA JONES EP ONE

spoilers abound under the cut


im so excited

she strong

it malcolm. he's as fucked up as she is lol

she has a box stuck to her front door that says 'fragile handle with care' because she put a guy through it when he was being a dick and needed to cover the hole

they're starting with the missing girl story so i'm expecting lesbians

she just stopped a car with her bare hands i looove her

i love ber bluffing about laser eyes...

WAITTHE LESBIANS ARE LAWYERS

AND THEY ARE MAKIN OUT

I AM HERE FOR THIS

jess is about to meet luke to the song golddigger (the original)

yessss they meeting

yesssssss

luke owns the bar =w=

"i don't flirt"

they have hot sex even though now theyre like 'fuck what was i thinking'

oh jess :(

but damn i can't wait for them to have healthy sex one day when they're better at life

so wait it is the high power lawyer and the talk show hots who are the f/f couple. i love it. i want to date a high powered lawyer

ohhh shit the missing girl is being held captive and abused by purple man no

agh

ohhhh shit the high powered lawyer is cheating on her wife with her secretary. i see. oh fuck

i mean i know i shouldn't expect happy lesbians on a show with such depressing content but SIGH i can dream

i think malcolm is her neighbor and and has a drug problem? or just an alcohol problem like jess i can't tell

oh he's supposed to be dead but he is not dead. but with his powers he could have just convinced everyone he was

lots of sad jazz i like it

honestly this is horrror movie levels of scary/tense

worse really

ohhh god.

oh god

its crying time

shit